Lo que Martín ha dicho. (Yours, mine, and his)

Complaining about his girlfriend to Dani and I, Martín threw out this nugget:

Todas las mujeres son locas con la excepción de mi madre, la tuya, y la de él.

While it's not that complicated of a phrase, I thought the inclusion of three ways to express possession in one sentence was nice. He could have just as easily said la suya to refer to Dani's mother, however using la de él in it's place sounds less repetitive to me. And probably to him. I didn't stop him to ask, I was hoping for more gold.

This is one of the things I like about Spanish: lots of constructions that let you sound less repetitive. And, apparently, there's a grammar lesson in everything.

Antes de (que)...

If you're expressing what happened before or after something, it can be straightforward or a big mess. It all depends on whether it's understood who's doing the preceding or following action. If it's understood, it's easy:

Tengo que ponerme ropa antes de ir al cine.

If it's not understood who's doing the action, you're in subjuctive town, brother. And you have to add que.

Antes de que comience a caminar el bebé, los padres deberían limpiar el piso.

Aprendimos el castellano despues de que ella aprendiera frances.

Good luck and god-speed with this one.

Pedo

Pedo

Fart

Estar en pedo.*

Be crunk.

*Thanks to Oriana for correcting me on this.

(More) Indirect-Object pronouns

This should be just a short note about those seemingly extraneous indirect object pronouns I wrote about earlier. I recently picked up on the fact that you can (should?) use them for things, too, not just people:

Ni siquiera sabe que la he usado su computadora.
¿Me la prestas aquella camisa?

Lo que Martín ha dicho.

I pick up a lot of Spanish from my friends and just "in the street." I spend a lot of time with Martín at the gym -- he's often saying things that have me doubled over. So why not share them with you, world?

Con respecto a BA Fashion Week:

Las promotoras son modelos fracasadas.

Nada

We all know there's a lot of negative speech in Spanish in surprising places. Here's a couple simple ones.

Antes que nada...
Primero que nada...

First off...

Mas que nada...

More than anything...

Nada menos que...

Nothing less than...

What she said...

Being a good story teller is hard. Being a good story teller in a second language? Well that's gonna be even harder. One hard part about it is getting all the verb tenses right when expressing what someone else has said. Here's a couple of examples to get you going:

Maria said: "Voy al supermercado."
I tell Miguel: "Maria me dijo que iba al supermercado."

Maria said: "Él quiere que yo sea su novia."
Later, I say back to Maria: "Me dijiste que él queria que fueras su novia."

And it gets more complicated:

Maria said: "Ayer he comido un montón de carne."
I tell Miguel: "Maria me dijo que había comido un montón de carne el dia anterior."

And even more so when someone in the past says something about the future:

Maria said: "El viernes que viene habré trabajado 60 horas en este proyecto."
I tell Miguel: "Maria me ha dicho que el viernes siguente habría trabajado 60 horas en su proyecto."

There are a few references for indirect speech online, but none that I've found are that useful. I have a handy chart, but it's not online. I'll reproduce it soon for your studying pleasure.